Quizzes and Games

Great Wall of China

B6 O4 T3 R5 K4

Film

Ummmmmmmm!! :-D :-D

Discus Throw

M2 B9 W4 C4 B4

Song......

Fungus The Bogeyman
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D4 J4 O3 T3 R4 D3

Song......... ;-)

Giss a clue Dottie ??

I give in...........Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :-( :-(

I only know about Baboon's bums!!

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This bedder be good!!

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Come on then I am waiting for a little, no big clue please :-S

Just orf to eat my own foot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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I gorrit!! :-D :-D :-D

Albert and the Lion

I can't believe i didn't get it cos i love it!!



There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool, That's noted for fresh air and fun,
And Mr. and Mrs. Ramsbottom , Went there with young Albert, their son.
A grand little lad was young Albert, All dressed in his best;quite a swell,
With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle, The finest that Woolworth's could sell.


They didn't think much to the Ocean: The waves, they was fiddlin' and small,
There was no wrecks and nobody drownded, Fact, nothing to laugh at at all.
So, seeking for further amusement, They paid and went into the Zoo,
Where they'd Lions and Tigers and Camels, And old ale and sandwiches too.


There were one great big Lion called Wallace; His nose were all covered with scars,
He lay in a somnolent posture, With the side of his face on the bars.
Now Albert had heard about Lions, How they was ferocious and wild,
To see Wallace lying so peaceful, Well, it didn't seem right to the child.


So straightway the brave little feller, Not showing a morsel of fear,
Took his stick with its 'orses 'ead 'andle And pushed it in Wallace's ear.
You could see that the Lion didn't like it, For giving a kind of a roll,
He pulled Albert inside the cage with 'im, And swallowed the little lad 'ole.


Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence, And didn't know what to do next,
Said " Mother! Yon Lion's 'et Albert," And Mother said " Well, I am vexed!"
Then Mr. and Mrs. Rarnsbottom, Quite rightly, when all's said and done,
Complained to the Animal Keeper, That the Lion had eaten their son.


The keeper was quite nice about it; He said " What a nasty mishap.
Are you sure that it's your boy he's eaten ? " Pa said "Am I sure ? There's his cap! "
The manager had to be sent for. He came and he said " What's to do ? "
Pa said " Yon Lion's 'et Albert, And 'im in his Sunday clothes, too."


Then Mother said, " Right's right, young feller; I think it's a shame and a sin,
For a lion to go and eat Albert, And after we've paid to come in."
Then off they went to the Police Station, In front of the Magistrate chap;
They told 'im what happened to Albert, And proved it by showing his cap.


The manager wanted no trouble, He took out his purse right away,
Saying " How much to settle the matter ? " And Pa said " What do you usually pay?"
But Mother had turned a bit awkward, When she thought where her Albert had gone.
She said " No ! someone's got to be summonsed", So that was decided upon.


The Magistrate gave his opinion That no one was really to blame,
And he said that he hoped the Ramsbottoms , Would have further sons to their name.
At that Mother got proper blazing, " And thank you, sir, kindly," said she.
" What, waste all our lives raising children, To feed ruddy Lions? Not me!"

Yes I have heard that before. Very good
Clever girl :-D

There was I thinking along the lines of something from the Bards :-D

S6 N5 A2 T3 L6 P9


TV

Sunday Night At The London Palladium

T3 R4 A3 F4 O2 T3 R5 E6

No clue as this is sooooo easy

Is it sumfink to do with Hormone Replacement Barb?

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The first four words could very well be :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Any chance of a bigger clue please

Island..........Don't make me come over there!!!! :-| :-| :-| :-|

Yehhh sniff

What Prickles said ok :-| :-| :-| :-|


ps, its not that old play where that old girl says " Its a handbag !!!"

cause if it is then I dont know it :-S :-S ;-) ;-)

Yeh go on Barb...........you get her while i hold your handbag.

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