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MarieCeleste

MarieCeleste Report 27 Jun 2013 08:13

being used as an unusual

Graham

Graham Report 27 Jun 2013 09:14

bollard. Meanwhile the boy, Sue

Thomas

Thomas Report 27 Jun 2013 18:45

Finally got to the station

(He was in a police car) :-)

Graham

Graham Report 27 Jun 2013 19:00

and saw an attractive policewoman

Thomas

Thomas Report 27 Jun 2013 19:02

He nervously said to her

MarieCeleste

MarieCeleste Report 27 Jun 2013 19:23

can I cop a feel

(or was it feel a cop - same thing I suppose)

Graham

Graham Report 27 Jun 2013 20:40

of that elephants broken tusk?

Mike *

Mike * Report 28 Jun 2013 22:31

before its confiscated by customs

Graham

Graham Report 28 Jun 2013 22:46

along with those hideous pyjamas

MarieCeleste

MarieCeleste Report 28 Jun 2013 22:52

which had a secret pocket

Graham

Graham Report 28 Jun 2013 22:55

concealed in which was a

MarieCeleste

MarieCeleste Report 28 Jun 2013 23:47

packet of past their best

Graham

Graham Report 29 Jun 2013 08:52

laxative. Which was handy because

Thomas

Thomas Report 29 Jun 2013 10:08

He ate lots of fibre

Mike *

Mike * Report 29 Jun 2013 13:55

albeit the wrong sort so

Graham

Graham Report 29 Jun 2013 14:09

he stunk out the toilet

MarieCeleste

MarieCeleste Report 29 Jun 2013 14:46

until someone recommended he try

Graham

Graham Report 29 Jun 2013 15:00

leaving the police station unnoticed

Thomas

Thomas Report 29 Jun 2013 20:12

He hurriedly rushed out, and

Graham

Graham Report 29 Jun 2013 20:26

ran down the street shouting