Genealogy Chat

I hope they dont look at this board then

dying of teeth - was dentition - usually small children having multiple teeth coming through at once and it being too much for them and causing convulsions then death :-( One of our rellies died of TABES DORSALIS - probably caused by the effects of an injury 15 yrs previously - and then I discovered it was a social disease!! My Gt gt Grandfather was found dead in the street one morning - cause of death - apparantley apoplexy!!!!

i know marion - with using scotlands people site a lot you get 3 death certs for the price of one so to speak - a buy one get 2 free lol - some of the causes of death they put on the certs are hilarious - but there were a lot of the dentition ones one I saw had cause of death - a bleeder - not very nice was it lol but I really think they meant haemophelia but couldnt spell it.

Sometimes I take a break from the tips and records board in case some people over on the general board have a joke or two going. But I have to say I havent laughed so much in years, Well I think you should keep this thread going its the best thing I have seen here. Although I have checked these boards a long time before joining in I have never seen anything so funny. Brilliant stuff, thank you all for making me laugh so much I nearly lost my teeth in me Guinness>>> GREAT Stuff!!! Love Pat x

wasnt Ptomaine a pharoah in egypt heheheheh

hi Pat . I nearly got flung out of a registrars office for bursting out laughing when I got a death cert for poor little great aunt Princess May Gage Evans, who was only 4. well they had written daires, dhyereo, and a couple of other attempts then crossed it out and put loose bowels. - well I thought it was funny.

Teeth - gum infections can cause blood poisoning. Best death I have had so far is 'fell out of bed', but the ones I have read are much more interesting

should have mentioned as well - poor little Princess lived in Pontefract - where the liquorice is from - wonder if there was a connection

dying on the job? said a young woman about her new [old] husband when asked by the coroner to discribe how he died.Well sir we got undressed on our wedding night ,jumped into bed,and made love when all of a sudden he went ohhhhh oohhhhh,i thought he was coming ,but he must have been going.fred.ptfg.

Maybe I shouldnt have told Fred about this thread and just left him with Deb on the general board??? Now Fred what happened in the Cricket?? Pat x

nah i,m back on the other board before i die laughing ,this is soooo funny but i,m afraid that living in a town house ,i have a toilet upstairs and one down and i can,t cross my legs all night.Fred.

I've been reading this thread at work and nearly got caught out because I laughed so much! Afraid I don't have any to add, but keep it up folks! Carole

Decay of nature on one of my certs( Natural causes or old age!) I needed a good laugh today and got it!!!!!! Linda x

I'm supposed to be making cards tonight but just popped in for a quick peek - Marion LOL! salad with his meat pie! Hubby just came to look over my shoulder to see what I was laughing at, now he is laughing too and had to read the whole thread!! Mandy :))

Marion, Don't know whether she swallowed them or not, she might not have had any??!! either way its before my time (tee hee)

Hi everybody, you've all been having lol while i've been at work and mucking out vomitting ponies, here's some more.........................hold your bated breath and spit out those loose teeth Richard Foulds was suffocated by liquors spiritus aged 27 and Henry Baldwin died of chincough???????

Christina Of course you can join in. This message board is for everyone who has access to it - no privacy here as you will discover. Everyone's dirty linen, grubby secrets, skeletons in closets are all revealed in aid of a good snigger! nell

so what do you think of the death by chincough?

Chincough sounds like a horrid mix of whooping cough and chickenpox. Particularly unpleasant if you are also suffering from teeth!

Yup, I think i'd rather be suffocated by liqors spiritus any day lol