General Chat

Derbyshire, DERBYSHIRE.

Surely Gods little acre is right here on the gulf stream in Sunny Manchester?
Davex

thats deffo yorkshire xx

Not so loud Saints - God is watching !!!!! lol

Sunshine Bear - it's no joke hun, it's true

Well at least nobody has complained about this joke yet !!!!!!!!!!!!

Twizzle

Everyone knows that 'Devon is Heaven'.

We've still got the Red Phone Boxes to prove it. No mistake!

No. No, 'Saints' failed to tell you that the priest had a Yorkshire accent....lol.. John

Defo Wales, and I know cuz I first heard that joke at a Max Boyce concert!

xx

all wrong I'm afraid, definitely Wales, couldn't be anywhere else now could it - c'mon, be honest!!!!! You know it makes sense

Ann XXX

You leave 'Saints' Alone , she knows what she's talking about....lol John....

Devon surely?

You got that wrong............ It's not Yorkshire

It's Lancashire. pmsl

That was good 'Saints', me coming from there - That was very good... Cheers.. lol John

> Direct line
>
> An American took a trip to Rome. On his first day he was in
> a church when he noticed a golden telephone on the wall with a sign that
> read $10,000 per call.
> He asked a priest what the telephone was used for. The priest
> replied that it was a direct line to Heaven and that for $10,000 you
> could talk to God.
> The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
>
> His next stop was in Moscow. At a large cathedral he saw the
> same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He asked a nun what
> its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to Heaven and
> that for $10,000 he could talk to God.
> 'OK. Thank you,' said the American.
>
> He then travelled to France, Israel, Germany and Brazil. In
> every church he saw the same golden telephone with a '$10,000 per call'
> sign under it.
>
> The American finally decided to go to the UK to see if the
> British had the same telephone. He arrived in York and again, in the
> Minster, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign
> under it read '20p per call'.
>
> The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the
> sign. 'Reverend, I've travelled all over the world and I've seen this
> same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is
> a direct line to heaven, but everywhere I went the price was
> $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'
>
> The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Yorkshire now son.
> It's a local call.'
>