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McB

McB Report 19 Jun 2008 19:49

Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolley round the supermarket when they collide.

The first one says to the other,"Sorry about that.I'm looking for my wife and I just wasn't looking where I was going".

The other replies, "Thats OK. It's a coincidence.I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

The first one says, "Well maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

He replies,"Well she's 27 years old, tall ,with blond hair, blue eyes, large breasts,and she is wearing short shorts and a tank top.What does your wife look like?"

The first one says, "Doesn't matter. Lets look for yours!"

Harpstrings

Harpstrings Report 19 Jun 2008 20:13

That would be right! LOL
Tina x

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 19 Jun 2008 20:15

Yep, sounds right.

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 9 Jun 2009 21:11

Great - thanks for a good laugh!

Steph x

Teddys Girl

Teddys Girl Report 10 Jun 2009 11:21

I suppose if the first bloke was old, it was just wishful thinking, What is the saying .

These 'old boys' who chase after the young girls, are like a dog chasing a car, they would'nt know what to do with it , if they caught it. LOL

Mo