General Chat

Top tip - using the Genes Reunited community

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

  • The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
  • You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
  • And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
  • The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Boards

Quick Search

Single word search

Tools

Findmypast DNA Banner

Icons

  • New posts
  • No new posts
  • Thread closed
  • Stickied, new posts
  • Stickied, no new posts

The Hypnotist

Login to Add Reply Watch This
ProfilePosted byOptionsPost Date

Foggy

Foggy Report 1 Jul 2008 10:49

It was entertainment night at the Old Folks Home
.
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. 'I want each one of you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting:

'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

'S**T!'
said the Hypnotist.



...It took three days to clean up the Old Folks Home!!!

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 1 Jul 2008 10:55

great!!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

JustKaz

JustKaz Report 1 Jul 2008 11:07

pmsl.......... love it, xxxx

Jenxx

Jenxx Report 1 Jul 2008 18:20

Did'nt expect that
Great lol

Cyprus

Cyprus Report 1 Jul 2008 19:00

good one Foggy xx

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 1 Jul 2008 21:43

Absolutely great, Foggy.
Thanks for a good laugh!!!

Steph x

***joybell♥♥♡♥♡

***joybell♥♥♡♥♡ Report 1 Jul 2008 21:48

lol pmsl

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 2 Jul 2008 02:15

Just c and p'd this to send to my pal who owns an old folks home in Germany lol

suzian

suzian Report 10 Jun 2009 22:03

A crap joke, Foggy

Made my laugh

Sue x