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HOW TO AMUSE YOURSELF IN TESCOS

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Maria

Maria Report 7 Jul 2008 13:34

That's fantastic, and I wouldn't even care if it was all made up, it's very very funny.

Maria x

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 7 Jul 2008 13:30

nice to cheer people up isn't it!!!

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 7 Jul 2008 13:17

Ann - thanks a lot - absolutely great!!!

My daughter-in-law,Dee, bought this gangly monkey soft toy for her dog. At the checkout she was trying to put it in a bag and its legs & arms were going everywhere. She then said, "Stop messing about - you have to go into the bag!" Then she said (in a different voice - supposed to sound like a monkey!) - "I don't want to go into the bag, I'm frightened!"
Dee said, "It won't be for long, stop whining!"
The 'monkey' said, "How would you like being pushed into a bag?"
This carried on for the time it took to pack the rest of the purchases. The couple behind her in the queue were in absolute hysterics whilst the woman behind them was looking quite concerned and I think she wondered whether Dee had escaped from somewhere!

It was great!

Steph x

Ladylol Pusser Cat

Ladylol Pusser Cat Report 5 Jul 2008 19:49

wicked xxxxxx

Cumbrian Caz~**~

Cumbrian Caz~**~ Report 5 Jul 2008 19:40

Love it Ann, so true!!


Caz xxx

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 5 Jul 2008 19:37

am so pleased you all had a good giggle!!!

***Libra Lady***

***Libra Lady*** Report 5 Jul 2008 19:19

That was so funny and so familiar I read it twice and had 2 good laughs
xxxxxxxx

Harpstrings

Harpstrings Report 5 Jul 2008 19:00

I dare not read this out to my OH cos he would enjoy doing just that in our local Tesco!

Brilliant. I hope this is for real and not a wind up.

OH used to say to me at the check out "please dont hit me" and people would stare and I am sure they believed he was a battered husband!! I begged him to stop saying it and thankfully he did. Phew!

LOL

Tina x

Pamela

Pamela Report 5 Jul 2008 18:56

Oh I did laugh . Wish I were younger as somehow don't think it wise for a pensioner to play such tricks, but what a giggle!

Grabagran

Grabagran Report 5 Jul 2008 17:25

Oh Ann. One word to say














BRILLIANT

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 5 Jul 2008 15:13

we went to Tesco some weeks back and my son kept saying ...

Its ok mum I,ll just get the food then I,ll take you back ...

To avoid anymore problems I walked ahead .....he trailed behind and awhen he was far enough back he shouted

MUM ...they wont take you back if you dont stay with me !!

why cant people just see the funny side of these things

Merlin

Merlin Report 5 Jul 2008 14:32

Nice one Ann,What I would like to do in there is fit a Couple of "Assagis" on the front of the trolley,just to get the idiots blocking the Ailes to shift,would be fun listening to the "Ouches" .**M**.:o)>.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 5 Jul 2008 14:12

who would ever think you could have so much fun just shopping!!!!

TessAkaBridgetTheFidget

TessAkaBridgetTheFidget Report 5 Jul 2008 13:26

nudge for bro

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Report 5 Jul 2008 00:28

absolutley brilliant

sounds like one of my shopping trips, if i go with youngest daughter, we are terrible when we are together , we can be so naughty pmsl

but i love it


xxLynnxx

Sally Moonchild

Sally Moonchild Report 5 Jul 2008 00:20

My face is aching I am smiling so much......this is great fun Ann......

julia of sussex

julia of sussex Report 4 Jul 2008 23:27

That was the best laugh i've had in ages

thank you


julia xx

TinaElizabeth

TinaElizabeth Report 4 Jul 2008 23:23

Ann, that was so funny, tears are streaming down our faces, THANK YOU!!!

Izzy

Izzy Report 4 Jul 2008 23:17

my middle two sons think it's most funny to put random things into peoples trolleys when we go shopping at Tesco's for example very attractive young lady would have Tenna Ladys put in her trolley when she's not looking!!, or a balding man would get lusious locks shampoo!!!
their other trick is to wait until i'm in the middle of unloading my trolley then play boggies, knowing i cannot go and hide away from them.
Guess who doesn't take her teenage sons shopping very often!!!

Jax in Wales

Jax in Wales Report 4 Jul 2008 23:15

pmsl

Ann I have tears streaming down me face at that one it brill

Im gonna have to pinch it off you to dare a friend lol