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THE CHURCH ORGANIST

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 31 Jul 2008 23:40



There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this, or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies, approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe t hey would shrink in size... but, warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly, for a while.
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said: "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday".

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 1 Aug 2008 01:20

pmsl

that's wonderful, Ann.
xx

JustJean

JustJean Report 1 Aug 2008 07:29

rofl Ann, brilliant
Jean x

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 1 Aug 2008 08:27

nice one, Ann

Ain't seen THAT one before!!

Bob


Hmmm!!! here, Persimons' are builders...........wonder what mashed up builders taste like?

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

Linda G

Linda G Report 1 Aug 2008 08:36

LOL

Linda

Michelle

Michelle Report 1 Aug 2008 12:10

:)

Michelle

Sue

Sue Report 1 Aug 2008 13:04

pmsl

Sue xx

Deanna

Deanna Report 1 Aug 2008 13:11

Oh that made me GUFFAW....
That is like being in public and laughing at a joke, which you realize later that a LADY would not have understood. LOL

Thanks Ann...

Deanna X