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Mrs. Blue Eyes

Mrs. Blue Eyes Report 1 Aug 2008 23:41

I've just discovered my new phone has video calling, I can see them and they can see me, (if compatible of course).
Brings a whole new dimension to the concept of phone sex, doesn't it...??

Mrs. Blue Eyes

Mrs. Blue Eyes Report 1 Aug 2008 23:42

oooops am I allowed to say sex..

RoseoftheShires

RoseoftheShires Report 1 Aug 2008 23:42

banned! lol

Researching:
Hayes, Swann, Palmer, Loverock

JaneyCanuck

JaneyCanuck Report 1 Aug 2008 23:43

Dang. I thought it was another thread about moi ...

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Mrs. Blue Eyes

Mrs. Blue Eyes Report 1 Aug 2008 23:46

You should get one of these phones KB

Rein in the ego gal it's not all about you xx

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 1 Aug 2008 23:51

disgusting filth - sex that is!! from someone who doesn't get any any more!!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

JaneyCanuck

JaneyCanuck Report 1 Aug 2008 23:56

Well, No. 2 is angling for the web cam set-up ... I'm just preferring being worshipped blindly from afar, at the moment.

Whaddayou mean, it's not all about me? Silly person. Of course it is.

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Mrs. Blue Eyes

Mrs. Blue Eyes Report 1 Aug 2008 23:56

EEeeeeeewwwww, I just thought, you know the heavy breather kind of phone calls.... in video call...yuck xx

Mrs. Blue Eyes

Mrs. Blue Eyes Report 1 Aug 2008 23:59

Trouble is without Web cam you can sit there in scruffy jeans, with sweatshirt and greasy hair and pretend you look gorgous.....
oh and you don't have to brush your hair..

RoseoftheShires

RoseoftheShires Report 2 Aug 2008 00:00

we noticed lol

Researching:
Hayes, Swann, Palmer, Loverock

Mrs. Blue Eyes

Mrs. Blue Eyes Report 2 Aug 2008 00:01

Cheeky mare...

Mrs. Blue Eyes

Mrs. Blue Eyes Report 2 Aug 2008 00:02

I'll have you know I'm sitting here in pink santa pjs with pristine white t'shirt












oh and greasy unbrushed hair...xx

RoseoftheShires

RoseoftheShires Report 2 Aug 2008 00:03

told ya so! *sticks tongue out*

Researching:
Hayes, Swann, Palmer, Loverock

JaneyCanuck

JaneyCanuck Report 2 Aug 2008 00:04

I once grossed out a heavy breather caller.

It was late at night ... the other people I shared the house with were asleep ... the phone rang and I picked up the extension on the landing of the third floor where I and Ian had our rooms ... and spoke softly so as not to wake him if the phone hadn't.

hello?

The conversation then went something like:

What are you wearing?
Well I don't know, what are you wearing?

I had thought I recognized the voice as being a prankster friend of the house.

Are you wearing panties?
Well are *you* wearing panties?

I thought it was getting a bit silly, so I said something along the lines of C'mon, John, you wanna talk to Mark, right? But it continued.

Do you like a ___ ____?
(modesty and board rules prevent me from filling in the blank, but the first word was an adjective referring to size and the second was a noun that wasn't 'chicken')

I thought this had gone a bit too far, but nonetheless replied:

Well it's hard to say.

And then realized what a wit I was, and said:

It's haaard to say, get it??

And he hung up on me.

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Mrs. Blue Eyes

Mrs. Blue Eyes Report 2 Aug 2008 00:04

Runs into kitchen for mustard pot again, or perhaps extra hot chili powder this time..

RoseoftheShires

RoseoftheShires Report 2 Aug 2008 00:05

SORRY! me not want no moe mustard :¬)

Researching:
Hayes, Swann, Palmer, Loverock

Mrs. Blue Eyes

Mrs. Blue Eyes Report 2 Aug 2008 00:06

puts pot down okay,, fwendy

RoseoftheShires

RoseoftheShires Report 2 Aug 2008 00:06

lmao!
Fruit Loop

Researching:
Hayes, Swann, Palmer, Loverock

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 2 Aug 2008 03:46

Well I thought it was funny, Kathryn lol

Lizx

JaneyCanuck

JaneyCanuck Report 2 Aug 2008 04:10

Well thank you, Liz. ;)

I did too, after I stood there staring at the phone for a minute thinking: what just happened there, eh?

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