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BUYING CHICKEN

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Aug 2008 11:39


Subject: FW: Language Problem chkd

A Russian woman married a Scottish gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in Aberdeen ...

However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to
communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to
shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't
know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a
chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say
it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the
butcher her cleavage.

The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...


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...What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get
back to work!

Michelle

Michelle Report 10 Aug 2008 11:50

Good one :)

Michelle