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The ugly frog ( will remove if not appreciated ) j

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Saints Alive

Saints Alive Report 10 Aug 2008 18:41











An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.



He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.

YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.'



The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.

As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY.'



So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.



IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.



THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.

SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.

NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS!

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DONT BE A POOP!

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SHE TURNED INTO THE

FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!



She's old......but not that old!!!!

Roxanne

Roxanne Report 10 Aug 2008 18:47

lol:-)))

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 10 Aug 2008 18:50

lol

Conan

Conan Report 10 Aug 2008 18:56

LOL

Perhaps there is still hope for old frogs like Twiz and myself .......................... LOL

Nice to see you posting your humour my friend ........ please don't make it your last.

L

Researching:
Attila, Genghis

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 10 Aug 2008 19:03

LOL

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 11 Aug 2008 03:06

pmsl

now, where's my nearest pet shop lol?

Lizx

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 11 Aug 2008 12:48

It's great - love it!!!

Steph x

PinkDiana

PinkDiana Report 11 Aug 2008 13:18

Absolutely love it! ;O)

GI YID

GI YID Report 11 Aug 2008 13:20

nice one..............................lol

VIVinHERTS

VIVinHERTS Report 11 Aug 2008 13:25

Very good, I had a giggle !

Viv

Researching:
Researching Tucker in London/Australia. Cliff in U.S.A. Fuller, Eaton & Sa(u)nders(on) in Bedfordshire. Turner, Morley, Blythe & Webb in Cambridgeshire/Suffolk. Want in Hertfordshire.