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George_of_Westbury

George_of_Westbury Report 10 Aug 2008 20:01

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'





Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'



Researching:
My avatar is that of my Dad and shipmates, taken onboard HMS Blanche in 1938, place unknown From left to right, my Dad,Sidney Mellor and Sidney Bateman.

Myfairlady

Myfairlady Report 10 Aug 2008 20:04

funneee !!!!!!!

Yvonne

Yvonne Report 10 Aug 2008 20:50

lol...nice one George

Researching:
Lingham, Hayes, Gudgeon. Wilson Avitar - me with brother and sisters

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 11 Aug 2008 04:01

pmsl that's great!

Terry

Terry Report 11 Aug 2008 08:35

de old jokes are the best de ancient even better

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 11 Aug 2008 10:41

top class!!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 11 Aug 2008 12:37

George - great - love it!!!
Thanks!!

Steph x

Jenxx

Jenxx Report 11 Aug 2008 15:10

lol
loved it George
Jenxx