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McB

McB Report 28 Feb 2009 19:16

Fess up, i nicked this off another site,

BUT i bet it brings a grin ta ya boatrace.
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> A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers,went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
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> When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
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> The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
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> Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.
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> As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.'
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> 'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 28 Feb 2009 19:18

Got a big grin on my face now...don't know why...I once went out with a jockey, many moons ago

Jane

Jane Report 28 Feb 2009 21:33

I can just picture it !!!!!!!!! Good one.

LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 15 Jun 2009 20:28

That's a good 'un.
Must copy and paste this one.

I needed that laugh, thanks McB.
Who nudged this up then deleted then? LOL

Tricia