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ITALIAN VIRGIN

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Foggy

Foggy Report 18 Apr 2009 21:39






Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her;

'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.

Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.'

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.'

'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests.
Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. 'Ma ma, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!'

'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man



Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.'

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!'

Her Mama said,



'Stay here and stir the pasta.'



AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 18 Apr 2009 23:34

another nice one!!!! The PC mob are going to have a field day!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 18 Apr 2009 23:35

Good one:))) Any bets on how long this one will last?

Sue x

suzian

suzian Report 18 Apr 2009 23:37

Someone else's been watching The Sopranos!

sue x

Meriwether

Meriwether Report 18 Apr 2009 23:38

Had to laugh, Foggy, when I finally found this thread. Not counting on it lasting too long, though.

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 18 Apr 2009 23:41

PMSL

Sue Two

Sue Two Report 18 Apr 2009 23:45

ROFLAO