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Foggy

Foggy Report 20 Apr 2009 21:15







Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews, and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in Shanghai

"Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China ?"
"I don't know," Oscar replied.
"Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews here in Shanghai ?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.

He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Benjie asked.
"I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China , our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated.



"We have orange Jews, apple Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews! If you want, we have Chinese Tea.

Rambling

Rambling Report 20 Apr 2009 21:16

lol Foggy :))

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George

George Report 20 Apr 2009 21:18

pmsl...Foggs

Rambling

Rambling Report 20 Apr 2009 21:20

Evening George and foggy...are you behaving tonight? lol

xx

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Foggy

Foggy Report 20 Apr 2009 21:23

Hello Rose....I always behave as you know...lol

Rambling

Rambling Report 20 Apr 2009 21:27

I know you do Foggy :)) Lovely sunny day today again, and really pleasant for an evening walk ...like summer :)

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****MO***Rocking***Granny****

****MO***Rocking***Granny**** Report 20 Apr 2009 21:29

lol
Foggy
you ok ?

Foggy

Foggy Report 20 Apr 2009 21:31

I am good thanks MO, how's you.?