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Staffs Col

Staffs Col Report 20 Apr 2009 21:43

old ones are the best

George

George Report 20 Apr 2009 21:43

lol Foggs

****MO***Rocking***Granny****

****MO***Rocking***Granny**** Report 20 Apr 2009 21:41

lol
good one that

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 20 Apr 2009 21:38

lol

Foggy

Foggy Report 20 Apr 2009 21:36

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the bleedin' skippin'