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My cat stutters

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LanarkshireLassie

LanarkshireLassie Report 23 Apr 2009 20:48

I do , admit, that I did laugh at this..... But as a cat lover........ could another animal not been rottweiler's snack!!?


Gailxx

Ray

Ray Report 23 Apr 2009 20:41


TTTThats A GGoodone PPPPP PPPPPPPP PPMSL

Ray xxxxxx xx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

mamiddau

mamiddau Report 23 Apr 2009 20:36

awesome! thanks Foggy!

Meriwether

Meriwether Report 23 Apr 2009 20:27

Wiiickiiid.

Stevie

Stevie Report 23 Apr 2009 20:20

pmsl Foggy......good one.

:o)))

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 23 Apr 2009 20:20

pmsl

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 23 Apr 2009 20:19

thats got me giggling Foggy

Foggy

Foggy Report 23 Apr 2009 20:15

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th gradestudents.
'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand.
'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.' she said

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
stories could become, asked the girl to describe the
incident.

'Well,' she began,
'I was in the garden with my kitty and the Rottweiler... that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our garden !'

'That must've been very scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss,.....Sssss,...... Sssss'
and before she could say 'S**t,' the Rottweiler ate her!'