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AND A BETTER SATURDAY NIGHT GIGGLE!!!!!

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 25 Apr 2009 22:50


> Gordon Brown or Gordon the Useless One as he is known by some of his
> colleagues was looking for a lady of the night.
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> He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a
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> To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of England. Now
> how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
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> She replied, £200.'
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> To the brunette he asked the same question.
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> Her reply was £100.
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> He then asked the redhead
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> Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high
> as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as
> hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price
> of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way
> you have Pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny!'


Grabagran

Grabagran Report 25 Apr 2009 23:28

KEEP THEM COMING