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YET ANOTHER GIGGLE - NO SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

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SpanishEyes

SpanishEyes Report 26 Apr 2009 23:13

Anne of Green gables.
you made my evening with this message!!
I have been away from home working very long hours, staying in a "well known Inn brand, in hertfordshire, away from Hsband who is sunning in our home in Spain. now usually this site can uplift me but on the Chat board i was so sad........all the bickering etc. and then I found this and it made me laugh out loud...not sure what the people in the next room thought.
Well i hope to do some work on my tree this week so may be caontacting you again as yiu are always so helpful

Any more funnies.....

Researching:
Wrenn, Ford, and many others!

Grabagran

Grabagran Report 25 Apr 2009 23:03

ANOTHER GOOD ONE

WHERE DO YOU GET THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SORRY, BUT A CERTAIN MEMBER IN HOLLAND SPRINGS TO MIND, NOT BEING ABLE TO SPEAK THE LANGUAGE LOL!!!!!!

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 25 Apr 2009 22:53

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.


One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.


Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.


On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...




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What were you
Thinking?

Her husband speaks English!

Now get back to your emails.







I worry about you
Sometimes!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me