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TeddyWelshGirl

TeddyWelshGirl Report 26 Apr 2009 16:58

A real story by a man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........


I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before
I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my ba**s and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow...........why else would I buy dog food?

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 26 Apr 2009 17:20

LOL LOVE IT Teddy welsh girl
Hazelx

Grabagran

Grabagran Report 26 Apr 2009 17:30

THIS IS VERY GOOD

EyebrowsEd

EyebrowsEd Report 26 Apr 2009 18:32

Excellent!!!

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 26 Apr 2009 21:26

top class!!!!!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me