General Chat

Lol Foggy...:-)))

n

Nudge. cos its so good.


Marianne.

Dear Little Angel in Red Leathers (Mo).

When giving the Genes team (Ben in the basement) a massage. Please be careful with their (his) delicate skin (covered in warts & spots).

I the CEO (Roger the tea boy) take full responsibility of todays minor glitch (like hell do I) .
The team (Ben) instantly identified this mornings problem & have slaved all day to rectify it (have been in the pub all day & noticed at 5:15pm that someone had left the plug out)
To ensure this doesn't happen again (10, 9, 8, 7, ) I'll be investing in emergency back up systems (pmsl ....I'll be playing golf all day again on GR expenses)

Roger the tea boy

LOL

Having a little fun GR BEN....which is probably a little hard for you to do

Dear Little Angle in Red Leathers,

Yes it is lonely here in the office ( basement) keeping this site working like clockwork.

I can see you are one of our wonderful members ( another dotty one ) who appreciates the fantastic service that Genes (me in the basement ) provide for all the family historians ( anoraks) and genealogists.

You are most welcome to visit me here in my office ( basement.)


Ben

WHATS YOUR POINT BOGGY

Dear Mrs, Grumpy,

I can see your a wonderful member ( an extra membership payment each six months ) and we the team at Genes (Ben ) would like to express our gratitude ( could care bloody less ) at you kindness.

Ben

Dear Ben
When that naughty Meri has finished with you,I will massage your poor bits and pieces back to health for you.
It must be hell,being in that basement all alone.Give me a call and I will keep you company.
Then the rabble can all post what they like while we are busy.
I have the blue tac ready for any emergency that may happen
Little Angel in Red Leathers
xx

Dear Ben

Please come out from behind the filing cabinet. You are perfectly safe with me (like hell you are). Come here and let me give you a shoulder massge (with this big stick). It will soothe away your aches and pains (permanently with any luck). That's right lad - over here - just a bit closer ...

(mad cackle)

Jill

Dear Mrs Grumpy,

Thank you for your kind words.

We at Genes (me Ben ) never have wonky boards only Whooshed ones.

Ben

LOL - stop it you lot! I'm beginning to feel sorry for Ben in the Basement. Poor lad - leave him alone with his dreams and his fetishes! It's probably because he was out practising with his fellow-fetishists that the boards all went wonky anyway!

Poor lad.

Jill

lmao pmsllllllllllll

PMSL Foggs...your nuts.....LOL

Dear meriwether,
Did you mention whips....We, the team at Genes ( Ben).
might construed the word ...whips...as not suitable and might contravene our guidelines for massage board use.( I might Whoosh this thread)

Ben

Foggy and Merri,
brilliant ,,,


A round of applause..... to you both.

Yes, Ben, but we are going to keep the whips just out of sight, so you know they are there, but hiding.

Begging will not help you.

Dear meriwether,
Thank you for you message.
How on earth did you find out about my favourite fetish, being tied to trees without my trousers.?

Ben in the basement.

Merri you wicked person,poor Ben tied to a tree
lol