General Chat

You've heard about people who have been abducted and
had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of
cooked oatmeal.
Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent
the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I
resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.

And then the thieves struck again.

My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they
took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me
with
earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than
my
original ! I realized then I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of
long skirts.

Then two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my
upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This
was
really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a
time.

What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced
with a turkey neck, that's when I decided to tell my story..
Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic'
surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and
me!
The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was
it
lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere
every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my boobs. I was lying in
bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was
relieved
to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on.
Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart!

BTW (by the way) - These same thieves came in my closet and shrank my
clothes!

How do they do it????

All I can say Nicki . Isssssssss

this gangs been doing the rounds for many years no LOL

I too have been a victim thanks for sharing Nicki ..lol ~~~~~~ to Juney x

I think there may be a connection to the tooth fairy. She has a nasty habit of going round pinching body parts too. And from children ! Needs to be caught!

im a man,i cant tell you what he stole from me