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FRIDAY NIGHT GIGGLE

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 1 May 2009 23:11

I put this on General but feel it needs more coverage!!!!


Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
She would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to
Go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned
That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.' "

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

suzian

suzian Report 1 May 2009 23:16

Nice one! I hadn't heard that one.

Sue x

Granny Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 1 May 2009 23:27

Very good Ann made me giggle

Helen.x

suzian

suzian Report 1 May 2009 23:30

Know what?

Given that it said 'From all of us at the Fire Station" it was a shame she hadn't just lost her panties, but rather her pantie-hose. Boom Boom

Sue x

suzian

suzian Report 1 May 2009 23:30

Know what?

Given that it said 'From all of us at the Fire Station" it was a shame she hadn't just lost her panties, but rather her pantie-hose. Boom Boom

Sue x

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 1 May 2009 23:35

stop stuttering Sue!!!!!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

suzian

suzian Report 1 May 2009 23:37

And then there was a ladder or two in said panti-hose, which says all you need to know!

Sue x

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 2 May 2009 01:02

Ann, take a thousand lines,

"I must not duplicate threads!"

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960