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LanarkshireLassie

LanarkshireLassie Report 9 May 2009 18:10

Sue. That is class!!!


Gailx

Suzy Camay ▀

Suzy Camay ▀ Report 9 May 2009 17:33

rotflmao :)))

Jane

Jane Report 9 May 2009 17:32

I like that one!!

me

me Report 9 May 2009 17:18

The old jokes are the best lol

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 9 May 2009 17:11

LOL I didn't see that one coming xx

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Sue

Sue Report 9 May 2009 17:02

don't know if this has been on before!

> > A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
> > woman waving at him.
> >
> >
> >
> > She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
> > can't place where he knows her from. So he says,
> > "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I
> > think you're the father of one of my kids."
> >
> > Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
> > unfaithful to his wife and says,"My G-d, are you the
> > stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the
> > pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
> > whipped my butt with wet celery???"
> >
> > She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm
> > your son's teacher."