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Campers beware

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Sally

Sally Report 12 May 2009 17:46

.....lovely RB......thanks for the laugh.....

sally

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 12 May 2009 16:30

HA HA ,
definitely No camping and No bars then .....

June ..

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 12 May 2009 16:26

now they are funny ....

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 12 May 2009 15:44

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £100, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays one hundred-£ on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 12 May 2009 15:38

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you’re gonna die."