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True Ozzy Friendship

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****MO***Rocking***Granny****

****MO***Rocking***Granny**** Report 20 May 2009 10:23

Just got that by e-mail today
lol

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 20 May 2009 10:19

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get hammered and plot revenge against the b**tard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will tease you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5.... When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until you stop wingeing.
6.... When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words..
7... When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy arse, but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like pi**ing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.