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PENGUINS!!!!!

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 30 May 2009 19:46

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Michelle

Michelle Report 29 May 2009 08:19

:-)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 May 2009 22:57

nice one Allan!!!!!

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 28 May 2009 21:15

Cracking joke Ann lol

Will pass this on

Barb x

Harpstrings

Harpstrings Report 28 May 2009 21:00

Ann I just love the jokes that you come up with, this latest one caught my eye because I so love penguins and then came upon the punchline

Very very funny lololol

Tina xxxx

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 May 2009 20:52

so pleased you all like it - laughter is the best medicine!!!!

Jane

Jane Report 28 May 2009 20:40

I'm still having a giggle after reading your post hours ago lol.

Amanda2003

Amanda2003 Report 28 May 2009 19:56

Well done Ann..........I really needed a laugh : ))

George_of_Westbury

George_of_Westbury Report 28 May 2009 19:15

Ann

That one caught me out too, here was me thinking i was improving my education on wildlife then whoops.

I love it, really made me laugh, in fact still laughing.

George

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 28 May 2009 19:10

Here was me reading it with great interest too lol.
Good one ;))

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 May 2009 19:01

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JaneyCanuck

JaneyCanuck Report 28 May 2009 15:36

Those seals ... evil beggars ...

Rambling

Rambling Report 28 May 2009 15:33

Janey, I thought you were joking lol...........

JaneyCanuck

JaneyCanuck Report 28 May 2009 14:57

They have to be buried in the ice to preserve them from necrophiliac seals.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm

Rambling

Rambling Report 28 May 2009 14:52

LOL! Ann...you had me there :))

xx

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 May 2009 14:50


Did you ever wonder why you never see dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?





Ever wonder where they go? Wonder no more.





It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.





The penguins have a very strong community bond.

They are very committed to their family and will mate for life.





They also maintain a form of compassionate contact with their offspring throughout its life.



If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.







The male penguins then gather in a circle around the freshly dug grave and sing....




..."freeze a jolly good fellow."