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SEX AFTER DEATH!!!

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 May 2009 22:42

A couple made a deal that whomever died first
would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life.
After a long life together, the husband was the first
to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact.
'Ivy ..Ivy.'.... 'Is that you, Richard?'
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'That's wonderful! What's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.
I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course .
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then
have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens)
another romp around the golf course, then pretty
much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night.
I catch some much needed sleep and then the next
day it starts all over again.
'Oh, Richard you surely must be in Heaven!'
'Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona


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Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 May 2009 22:56

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Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 28 May 2009 23:04

lol

ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 28 May 2009 23:06

I like that!!!