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PREGNANCY Q & A

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~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 4 Jun 2009 10:59

Morning all

Hayley I have to agree with you on that one lol pain is nothing compared to the morning sickness...

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 4 Jun 2009 10:50

PMSL I love the one about pain labour, I convince my niece that it isnt painful at all, afterwards she said she would'nt beleive anything I told her ever again, I explained it was natures way and like me after 16 years she would forget...lol funny isnt because morning sickness I have never forgotton.

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 4 Jun 2009 09:04

tuts women

Alison

Alison Report 4 Jun 2009 09:01

Love it!!

Ingrid in Oz

Ingrid in Oz Report 4 Jun 2009 08:32



Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a bab y's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a cyclone might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word 'child support payment' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly

Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in university.