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Giving Up Wine

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Wenders

Wenders Report 6 Jun 2009 17:21

ohh LadyCutie your name says it all lol would never dream of saying such a thing to a Lady pmsl

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 6 Jun 2009 17:19

dont look at me Wenders ...lol
when you say that ........im a good girl....pmsl ......

Wenders

Wenders Report 6 Jun 2009 17:15

no sorry LWH its not only you pmsl

Wenders

Wenders Report 6 Jun 2009 17:13

LWH is always fighting its her middle name
LW fighting H lol

Hi all ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ big wave

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 6 Jun 2009 16:50

what you on about LWH
fights >>>>>>>dont no anything about fights >>>>>>>LOL

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 6 Jun 2009 16:47

Well dont lose the key will you Poshpixie ...
cos you wont get back in ...lol

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 6 Jun 2009 16:24

pmsl Wenders
i looked at the title and thought
eye ..eye .. Wenders giving up wine lol ....

wmsl ..........
sorry i deleted cos it came up 3 times lol

me

me Report 6 Jun 2009 16:11

BEHAVE

Wenders

Wenders Report 6 Jun 2009 16:06

Giving Up Wine

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of pounds for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten pounds and
asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the
homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless
woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying
to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman.
I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the
money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for
dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your
husband be furious with you for doing that? I know
I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see
what a woman looks like after she has given up
shopping, hair appointments, and wine.

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