General Chat

Hi Amanda, how are you? I bet your bruises are a really spectacular colour by now,did you have a drink for me?? I'm going to drink my stone cold tea, it's all I get when I am engrossed in research, Lots of love and have another drink for me.Nina from Sheffield.

Annina......I have to admit that the bruise is starting to appear ( I was thinking that I'd got away with it rather to easily.........lol ).

Anymore carry ones like that and I think I'll have to consider getting on the wagon myself ; )

Hope your bruised knees are ok Stray : )

Amanda, hope you are not too sore today, will every one have a stiff drink for me please, I'm on the wagon, but like to dream.

hi amanda
well not dodgy but new and wasnt used to the front "well thats my excuse nd im sticking to it lol"

altho when i got up today iv noticed a big briuse on me knee lol

xxx

That reminds me of the Vicar visiting a family. He said to the six yr old daughter "What a lovely cat, what do you call him?"The girl replied, "Cooking Fat" "Thats unusual, how did you think of that?"The girl replied, "Thats what Daddy called him when he tripped over him and fell downstairs"

Lol Stray.........a hat-rick of trips. Did you have dodgy shoes on ?

My ability to not spill a drop has taken me years of practice......lol

Little White Dove.......I'm so glad I landed dry side.......the alternative doesn't bare thinking about :o

and u never spilt a drop!!! im imprssed

last night i spectaculy fell UP some stairs in a pub "sober" was the first pub

and spilt half my s$x in the beach drink up my bessie mates legs who was infront of me
i got up and fell AGAIN spillin more drink on me bessies legs

and if u think it ends there your wrong "this is me sober remeber" i fell a third tim up the same steps and spilt the remander of me drink lol

so i must get some tips from you lol

Lol SueMaid............I'd rather write " alcohol and boats don't mix" a hundred times........as your suggestion would cause me to fib........lol

The worse thing about it was the " audience" of young folk ( who were crabbing ) on the walkway next to the boats..........but I'll give them their dues as I didn't hear them bellow with laughter at the spectacle.......lol

OOh Amanda knew drink would be involved somewhere! LOL
Glad you landed dry side.

Oooh, you must be feeling sore and sorry for yourself. Write a hundred times.

I MUST NOT DRINK RUM lol

Sue xx

Yesterday I did rather a spectacular trip over . We were staying on our boat and it was lashed up along side our friends boat. My oh was fishing off the back of ours and was reeling in an eel , I in a state of high excitement , grabbed my beaker of rum in one hand and jumper in the other and much to hastily lunged to board our boat , I didn't lift my leg high enough and managed to skin my shin on the wire" stays" , which also worked as a trip wire. No free hand to break my fall.....I sprawled onto our cabin roof.....................I was very chuffed that I didn't spill a drop of my drink.............lol

I'll be more careful next time.......I hope .......lol