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Problem with my little man.Joke.

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Frosty

Frosty Report 17 Jun 2009 11:01

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What use to be my sex appeal is now my water spout
Time was when on it's own accord from my trousers it would spring
But now i've a full time job to find the little thing
It use to be embarrassing the way it would behave
For every morning it would stand and watch me shave
Now as old age approaches it sure gives me the blues
To see it hang it's head and watch me tie my shoes...Happy days..

Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 17 Jun 2009 11:16

Just Brill, Frosty, you have cheered me up no end. Keep them coming, cause I am on a downer at the mo. Lol.

Jenny x

Frederick

Frederick Report 17 Jun 2009 11:21


Nice one Frosty.

A man is getting old when the gleam in his eye is merely the sun reflected in his glasses.