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Lawyer with a heart.

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Frederick

Frederick Report 20 Jun 2009 12:15


Lawyer with a heart.

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied, "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me, they are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir , I also have a wife and six children with me."

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer, and said, "Sir, you are to kind."

"Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied."Glad to do it."

"You'll realy love my place."

"The grass is almost a foot high".

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 20 Jun 2009 13:16

Love it - gave me a good laugh this morning when I was feeling a bit down.

Thanks a lot.

Steph x

BarneyKent

BarneyKent Report 21 Jun 2009 14:08

Shakespeare knew about the legal profession, in his history, "Henry VI", Jack Cade and the Men of Kent are on Blackheath, preparing to march on London and usurp the King. Dick the Butcher, from Ashford, cries:
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers". - (Act IV, Scene II).
He had the right idea...................................