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Stevie

Stevie Report 22 Jun 2009 22:04

pmsl Vods........oh so true. lol

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Grabagran

Grabagran Report 22 Jun 2009 21:56

An old joke with an interesting moral to the story!
A woman was out golfing when she hit her ball into the woods
She went into the woods to look for it, and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes"
The woman freed the frog an he said "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes- that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said that it would be ok, and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her "You do realise that this will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, a Adonis that women will flock to?"
The woman replied, That will be ok, because I will be the most beautiful woman in the world, and he will only have eyes for me"
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said "Ok, but that will make your husband the richest man in the world, 10 times richer than you"
The woman said "That will be ok, because what is mine is his, and what is his is mine"
So, KAZAM - She's the richest woman in the world.

The frog then inquired about the womans third wish.
She replied "I'd like a mild heart attack!!"

Moral of this story::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::




WOMEN ARE CLEVER BITCHES DON'T F>+K WITH THEM!!!!!!