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Whilst traveling back from a trip away with my daughter and young son. We got cought short on a coach with a broken toilet. When we arrived a the train station, we only had a few minutes to catch the train so i told my son to hurry and to cross his legs till we got on train. The only seat on the train was at the far end so i asked my Daughter to watch luggage whilst i took my 5 year old to loo. After Liam had finished i told him to wait whilst i went(rather than let him go off on his own). After i relieved myself we came out off loo and before i could do or say anything Liam shouted at the top of his voice and down the entire packed carrage ' Danielle Dad,s got a big willy'........

For the whole entire trip back i did not look and anyones face on the train and boy was i glad to get off...

Lol Christine...pmsl

Annie......It went on forever.pmsl.x

My cousins daughter did it twice to her.

1st - Cousin was in the loo when the estate agent phoned. 3yr old daughter picked up phone and told him that mummy was doing a pooh!

2nd - Cousin went to loo in doctors and took same 3yr old daughter in with her. To a packed waiting room, daughter asked why mummy had a hairy bottom!

My mum knocked on the front door and my son answered and said "oh god, not you again"! Mum said "thats what your mother says about me is it"!!

Then standing in the local shop behind a very smelly man he asks me in a loud voice "Whats that smell mum", shaking my head with my finger to my mouth he says " Why are you telling me to be quiet, some one in here stinks". Every one else in the queue thought it was hilarious!

Marcelle

Island, it happened to me nine years ago and added it here years back, my year old is Liam now 14 going on mouthy 20.

Not having kids No but I have been embarrassed by parents a few times.

The worst was at a checkout in Sainsburys one Saturday morning ( just at it's busiest) with my ex-mum in law ( bless her ).
There had been on TV a raunchy film the night before which she mentioned and I shrugged off. Then at her loudest ( it seemed to me) she asked .......





.........no I couldn't tell you but I was sooooooooo embarrassed and the whole queue went quiet waiting for the answer !

Daughter did a classic when we were on a train.
We (her, her younger sister and I) were playing 'I-spy'. Daughter (aged 9) was coming out with impossible things - 'S' was for space, 'A' was for air etc.
Then she said it began with 'O'. We couldn't guess it. triumphant in having beaten us again she repeatedly shouted 'Orgasm' at the top of her voice!
Not wanting to draw attention to myself (by now I had slid down the seat) I quietly tried to shut her up to no avail. In the end I had to shout Organism - gosh what a good word - and kept repeating it.
Didn't stop the rest of the passengers guffawing out loud though!

Many times - but I think when they become teenagers, they are embarrassed by their parents
Liz

I know Island but as someone pointed out, 2 a 5 yearold i would have been big.pmsl