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Jesus and the Burglar

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Yvonne

Yvonne Report 30 Jun 2009 14:19

pmsl :))))

x

Researching:
Lingham, Hayes, Gudgeon. Wilson Avitar - me with brother and sisters

Stevie

Stevie Report 30 Jun 2009 14:08

pmsl Ron...brilliant.

:o))))

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 30 Jun 2009 12:52

lol very good.

mons

mons Report 30 Jun 2009 12:25

good 1 lol

the jokes i know are all to rude for here!!!!!

Ron

Ron Report 30 Jun 2009 12:10

A burglar broke into a house and shone his torch around looking
for valuables.

He picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: 'Jesus is watching you.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his torch and froze.

When he heard nothing more he continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out he heard: 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically. Finally, in the
corner of the room his light beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep,' the parrot
confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's
watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

Moses,' replied the bird.

Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

"The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."


Ron
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