General Chat

A Sunday School teacher asked her class,
"What was Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked. "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
A little kid said,"Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked,"Where did you get that from?"
The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about
Verge 'n' Mary."

3 year old boy in church:
"Our Father, who does art in Heaven,
Harold is His name. Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

The Sunday School class were discussing the Ten Commandments.
They were ready to discuss the last one.
The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall and quoted:
"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbour's wife."

One particular 4 year old prayed:
"And forgive us our trash baskets, as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

Six year old Angie and her four year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the door?
They're hushers."

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table she turned to her six year old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mummy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Ha! Very good !