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Hi,

There is a job on offer in the West Country for a witch. You can be male or female but need to like cats and be able to cackle.

The resident hag is moving on and a replacement is being sought for Wookey Hole.

You will be required to go about your everyday business as a hag so that people visiting the caves get a sense of what the place was like in the Dark Ages.

You live in the cave, be a witch and do the things witches do. The salary is £50,000 and you will be expected to work night shifts.

Auditions will be held at the end of the month.

Please form an orderly queue.

Aileen xxx

i applied and was told

i was over qualified lol

lol Joy, I thought of you immediately! Well I can do a good cackle and I like cats so...*pushes everyone out of the way.....

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i applied and was told

i was over qualified lol

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This should be a long list lol

They are unable to prove if the "real" Wookey Witch who lived in a cave with pets hundreds of years ago was male or female so........ it's worth applying Keith.

Start cackling.

Aileen xxx

i think Joy will get the job

Dear All

Hello,

My broomstick is out of action at the moment.

I would not how to cast a spell.

Unable to do nudity as it would defy the trade description act.

I observe the cycles of the moon and the celtic festivals.

But respectful of beliefs of others.

Do you think I would get an interview?

Best wishes to all
xx

glad your about keith
as i am looking for a maggot for one of my spells
and i think you are hiding one just the right size








tiny lol

*splutters* at Joy lololol xx

well he is a fisherman

i bet he has a fridge full of them



SNAKE i think somebody needs to go to spec-savers lol

passes mam a magnifying glass

looks in the mirror to admire my best pointy hat
a mighty fine pointy hat it is if i say so myself


oppps its cracked again lol


off to eBay to buy an new one

My eldest son obviously thinks "it's the job for me". Told me to apply on Facebook.

Unfortunately the cylinder head gasket has gone on my broomstick.!!

pmsl libby

kids who would have them xxx