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Aunt Mildred.

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Frederick

Frederick Report 13 Jul 2009 17:20


Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93 -year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to enquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman, The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.

Later that night..........Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

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Fiona aka Ruby

Fiona aka Ruby Report 13 Jul 2009 17:27

My OH, who is recovering from major surgery, thought that joke was quite funny. So I will forgive you.

Frederick

Frederick Report 14 Jul 2009 10:26

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Janetx

Janetx Report 14 Jul 2009 11:49

lol

very good

xx

Merlin

Merlin Report 14 Jul 2009 14:54

That was,nt our Mildred was it? **M**.pmsl.:o)>

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.