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Member Since: March 2003 Posts: 4,835 Send Message	Lindy	Report	15 Jul 2009 12:10
Member Since: March 2003 Posts: 4,835 Send Message	Due to the rising frequency of human Lion encounters, the Ministry of Fish and Wildlife in Mozambique is advising, hunters, hikers, fisherman and motorcyclists in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the bush. We advise the outdoors man to wear noisy little bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any Lions that may be close by so you don't take them by surprise. We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry "Pepper Spray" with him or her in case of an encounter with a Lion. Outdoors man should also be on the watch for fresh Lion activity, and be able to tell the difference between Lion cub chit and big Lion chit. Lion cub chit is smaller and contains lots of berries and bunny fur. Big Lion chit has bells in it and smells like pepper. Enjoy Your Stay In Mozambique ;)))))))))))))))))))
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 6,912 Send Message	Sue	Report	15 Jul 2009 12:54
	lol Lindy x