General Chat

You have terrible dry rot... you really ought to see the doctor.

You don't need to visit your dentist anymore.... you just send him your teeth in the post.

Your children are planning their retirement parties.

You give up smoking to save money... Woodbines aren't cheap you know.

Funeral directors try to befriend you.

Your kids are going bald and grey.

You no longer apologise for passing wind .... actually, you don't even notice.

Your idea of modern art is cave drawings.

You remember the days when Coca Cola still contained cocaine and Opium was something you inhaled, not splashed behind your ears.

You are saving up for Cryogenic Preservation.

Aileen xxx

pmsl

and I thought cave drawings were modern art ....well they look similar to me

Happy to say that the rest don't apply to me, no kids, no doctor, and if I go on like this no teeth either !!











and I hide from men in black suits

You think the Internet is something fishermen use.

You remember the Coronation. Wasn't George Vl dashing?

You think a mobile is a phone on wheels.

You drink too much...... tea.

You try and talk into your tv's remote control.

The mention of ky jelly no longer makes you laugh.

You think Alan Titchmarsh is sexy.

Aileen xxx

Aileen keep it going or should that be stop there ...lol I am begining to feel young at last !

lol....the remote one reminds me of yesterday i went out and kept hearing this beeping sound and looked in my bag to find the home phone in there!!!


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