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DIZZI

DIZZI Report 22 Jul 2009 16:43

nnnnnnnnnnn

Jane

Jane Report 22 Jul 2009 10:52

Love it!

jgee

jgee Report 22 Jul 2009 10:45

dizzi it great ..

Susan10146857

Susan10146857 Report 22 Jul 2009 10:32

:-))

Berona

Berona Report 22 Jul 2009 10:26

Must have been written by someone around MY age!

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 22 Jul 2009 10:17

Brill Dizzi lol :)

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 22 Jul 2009 08:20

PARISH CHEST

A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure - I'd rather it be low,
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low,
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow,
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X- ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have - in my mind.