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Mother phoned up last night she was going spare
She was in a temper pulling out her hair
"Your sisters courtin' a scruffy looking Ted
Father dont give a monkeys & this is what he said"

(Chorus)
I dont care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
if he comes round here

I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad
so he comes to the telephone he wasnt half mad
says "shes got no sense the silly little cow
and if he comes round here theres gonna be a row"

Repeat chorus

"I'll tell you something else an' all he's never got a job
he hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob"
mother says "calm down dad hes alright
there out there snogging in the passage all night"

Repeat chorus

Biggy was a tramp with stubble on his chin
he looks like something that the cats brought in
never got no money smokes all my fags
got holes in his soles and his hanging in rags

On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump
she had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front
theres nothing seems to fit her shes a running out of clothes
if he thinks he's takin liberties I'll punch him on the nose

Chorus

lolol........... well, I'd punch 'im on the nose, too!! ;¬))

Love

Daff xxxxx

Lol The sideboard song....Chas and Dave. I love them! xx

Gawd I do worry about you sometimes......lol

Sue x

*shakes head sadly.......

you still at it Susan ?! LOL

Well I built my life around you
Did what I thought was right
But you never cared about me
Now I've seen the light
Oh darlin', there ain't no pleasing you

You seem to think that everything
I ever did was wrong
I should've known it
All along
Oh darlin', there ain't no pleasing you

You only had to say the word
And you knew I'd do it
You had me where you wanted me
But you went and blew it
Now everything I ever done
Was only done for you
But now you can go and do
Just what you wanna do
I'm telling you

Cos I ain't gonna be made
To look a fool no more
You done it once to often
What do you take me for
Oh darlin', there ain't no pleasing you

You seem to think that everything
I ever did was wrong
I should've known it
All along
Oh darlin', there ain't no pleasing you

You only had to say the word
And you knew I'd do it
You had me where you wanted me
But you went and blew it
Now everything I ever done
Was only done for you
But now you can go and do
Just what you wanna do
I'm telling you

Cos I ain't gonna be made
To look a fool no more
You done it once to often
What do you take me for
Oh darlin', there ain't no pleasing you

And if you think I don't mean what I say
And I'm only bluffing
You got another thing coming
I'm tellin' you that for nothing
Oh darlin', that's what I'm gonna do

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I like that one Rose.

Tis culcha BC and Soom :-)))))

~~~~to Daffy & Posh