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KeithInFujairah

KeithInFujairah Report 25 Jul 2009 08:28

Yes it is an old one Huia, I like the one about the fish f*****g as well.

Huia

Huia Report 25 Jul 2009 06:51

Yes, that is similar to the one my gt aunt told us many many years ago (probably 60 or more). Somebody goes into the garage and says 'Can a BP' and the assistant replies 'I dont know but I know a fish can f**t because I heard one.' No lady, my gt aunt.

Huia.

Researching:
Avatar: Red poppy holding a yellow poppy.

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 25 Jul 2009 04:12

Oh dear, Keith.........

Lizx

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 24 Jul 2009 17:17

been opening Christmas crackers??!!!!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Dawnieher3headaches

Dawnieher3headaches Report 24 Jul 2009 15:50

lol

Researching:
Dove,Call,Trudgett,Andrews,Fossett,Milton

KeithInFujairah

KeithInFujairah Report 24 Jul 2009 15:33

I was out driving the other day, when my car spluttered to a halt. I tapped the fuel guage, and the needle dropped from full to empty.

I was just starting to curse, when a Bee flew into the car.

"What's up". he asked.

"Out of petrol". I said.

"Stay here, and do not move". the Bee said.

So I sat there for about an hour and a half, and had just thought about walking off for assistance, when I saw a cloud of Bee's approaching me.

"Pop the petrol cap, quick". said the leader Bee. So I obliged. The swarm of Bee's dissappeared straight down the pipe and vanished.

After about 2 minutes, the Bee leader said, "Try to start it now".
So I turned the key, and after a couple of seconds the engine fired up.

"What on earth did you put in my fuel tank". I asked.

He shook his head at me and said.............


















Wait for it...........................


















You still there......................................

































........................................BP..........................................