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Scouse Vasectomy

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Running Bear

Running Bear Report 4 Aug 2009 10:26



After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

‘Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesborough, parts of Bradford, Huddersfield and anywhere in Wales!

RodGee

RodGee Report 4 Aug 2009 10:37

but first used in lincoln

Stevie

Stevie Report 4 Aug 2009 11:15

pmsl RB.............It also works in Essex.

:o)))

Merlin

Merlin Report 4 Aug 2009 11:23

thought yopu were talking about "Hoff" then.:o)>pmsl.**M**.

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 4 Aug 2009 11:32

Been told it also stops your partner from getting to many head ache

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 4 Aug 2009 12:48

lol

LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 4 Aug 2009 13:08

pmsl
BUDGIE!!!! you will get in trouble.....

BarneyKent

BarneyKent Report 4 Aug 2009 16:59

This procedure also works in South Derbyshire meduck

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 4 Aug 2009 17:02

MONTY YOUR SO IN TROUBLE


pmsl xxx

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 4 Aug 2009 17:03

Damn I wish I'd known about this in Cambs..............would've saved us a fortune :0)