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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 11 Aug 2009 20:14


I think this is very accurate.......wonder if anyone can suggest any other breeds.....



1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! Is this a trick question?

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or . . ..."We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound/Saluki: It isn't moving? Who cares?!

13. Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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All comments made by me are all mine unless otherwise stated. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or real life events unless otherwise stated is purely coincidental.

Maria

Maria Report 11 Aug 2009 20:22

Like it Muffers :o) x

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 11 Aug 2009 20:25

lmaoooooooooo

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It wasn't me

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 11 Aug 2009 20:32

Now........I'm not one for gossip......as you all know *coughs*

But a little birdie just said that the poodle sounds very much like Hayley..........

*sniggers*

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All comments made by me are all mine unless otherwise stated. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or real life events unless otherwise stated is purely coincidental.

Maria

Maria Report 11 Aug 2009 20:37

Yes, and I know a few cocker spaniels

x

Maria

Maria Report 11 Aug 2009 20:37

sorry, added twice