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> A story that only a man could enjoy . . .
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> The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
> love to a very attractive young woman.
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> And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried.
> 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your
> children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
>
> And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can
> tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be
> the last words you'll say to me!'
>
> And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive
> home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down
> and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the
> car.
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> I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
> told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
>
> So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas
> I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're
> afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
>
> Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she
> was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so
> I threw them away.
>
> Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
> have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too
> tight.
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> I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which
> you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
>
> I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
> don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you
> bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at
> work has a pair the same.'
>
> The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful
> for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she
> turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have
> anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

BRRRRRIILLLLIIANT!!!!!...LOL

pmsl
It's the way you tell 'em.
good one that..
Tricia

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