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Marriage and Fishing

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UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 14 Aug 2009 09:55

Will delete if anybody is offended



Four married blokes go fishing.
After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First bloke: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be
able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my
wife that I would paint every room in the house next
weekend.'

Second bloke: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my
wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third bloke: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to
promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for
her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth
bloke
has not said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't
said anything about what you had to do to be able to come
fishing this weekend.What's the deal?'

Fourth bloke: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it
went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her
butt and said:

'Fishing or Sex?' and she said: 'Wear
sun-block.'

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 14 Aug 2009 09:56

hee hee .........like it!!

Bob

me

me Report 14 Aug 2009 21:11

pmsl