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Baby's 1st visit to doctors

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me

me Report 14 Aug 2009 21:30

shocked

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 14 Aug 2009 21:28

me too!

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 14 Aug 2009 10:08

Once again will delete if offends



Baby's First Doctor Visit


This made me laugh out loud.


I hope it will give you a smile!


A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,


waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.


The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,


checked his weight, and being a little concerned,


asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.


'Breast-fed,' she replied.


'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.


She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and


rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional


and detailed examination.


Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,


'No wonder this baby is underweight.


You don't have any milk.'


I know,' she said,


'I'm his Grandma,


but I'm glad I came.'