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UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 14 Aug 2009 11:56

Actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK



1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.


2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.


3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!


4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.


5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.


6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.


7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.


8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.


9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.


10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.



WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

Researching:
Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

GRMarilyn

GRMarilyn Report 14 Aug 2009 12:00

OH loved that one Uzzi,,


Think I'll send that to my golfer friends .....




Marilyn x

Researching:
Tregaskis- Blatchford- Bunker- ONeil.... Cornwall & Devon ( Ingram) Dorset .Bean Kent & Norfolk

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 14 Aug 2009 12:10

SHrat .....mwahhh get over it

Researching:
Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 14 Aug 2009 12:11

Oh and by the way Golf courses are a law unto themselves

Researching:
Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

Berona

Berona Report 14 Aug 2009 12:13

No, don't stop.

I sent a copy of the 'baby's checkup' to my daughter and she answered:

"no wonder you liked minding my kids!".

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 14 Aug 2009 21:32

too true!

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960